|The original Frankenpenis,|
John Wayne Bobbit (from Wikipedia)
clenched everything. At least Lorena Bobbit--who famously performed a similar at-home surgical procedure--didn't throw the excised organ into the garbage disposal. Ugh. But I just realized: how funny would it have been if Michele Bachmann had confused John Wayne Bobbit for John Wayne? Anyway, on with the horror. . .
(And since this is one of those irritating videos that wants to autoplay, I've put it below the fold. Just click the link below.)