Rick Perry's Big Idea: A Moratorium on ALL Regulations

Why oh why couldn't it be a corn dog?
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Brilliant! Stop government regulation of everything! Does our national politics really need to be this stupid? Really?

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Perry Reveals Plan For Total U.S. Anarchy: ‘Put A Moratorium On All Regulations’ 
 
Today, Gov. Rick Perry (R-TX) issued the first policy position of his presidential campaign by asking the White House to issue a “moratorium on regulations across this country”. . .

Under such a moratorium, the Food and Drug Administration would stop approving new drugs and preventing human experimentation. . .

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UPDATED TO ADD: Oh. Dear. GOD. 

I was only joking before! Image from Queerty