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This monkey always believed that the end times would come from Walmart somehow.
See, what happened, about a week ago, a woman was kicked out of Walmart for dressing like a Walmart customer. Seriously. She opted to wear a bikini top (purchased at said store) with her shorts, leg brace & cane... along with her bald head, tattoos & well rounded beer belly. (Take a peek here.) She was asked to leave because the other customers were offended by her appearance... Let that sink in for a second. Later Walmart clarified & said she was violating their health code.
I knoooowww... I didn't know Walmart had a health code either.
How can you dress badly enough to be kicked out of Walmart???!!! If this is not a sign of the coming apocalypse, I really don't know what would be???
She was escorted out of the sprawling giant's large automated entry doors; As they slid open 'there was silence in heaven for about half an hour.' (Rev. 8:1) (Wal. 1:13)
So, I wish you all the best of luck once the trumpets sound. See you in hell.
One last thing, if there is a bright side, she may have figured out a way for the employees to finally escape.