Double Shot Glasses, cordials or small tumblers suggested
Need one glass for mixing & one for serving each guest
1 jigger rum
1½ jiggers apple juice
1 pinch cinnamon
1 chocolate covered peanut
1 tbsp. Whipped Cream (per drink)
Set aside: 1 tbsp. kosher salt & 1 tbsp. sugar mixed
Warm apple juice & cinnamon in microwave to desired temperature
Add rum & gently mix
Top with each drink with 1 tbsp. whipped cream
Lick phalanges choosing thumb, middle or index finger or combo (personal preference here) & mix vigorously until mixture is nice & frothy
Coat rim of selected drinking glass with flavored lube
Dip rim into salt, sugar mix
Add previously frothily phalanges mixed drink to each glass
Drop in one chocolate covered peanut
Enjoy.
There are some traditionalists that insist on adding a kernel of sweet corn too... Up to you.
With that suggestion in mind, I say Halloween is upon us... Why not make it candy corn!!!
Fuck you Rick.
Mrs. Stupid Monkey is appalled at my recipe... so it's perfect.
