Stupid Monkey Planet: The Frothy Santorum Drink

Stupid Monkey Frothy Santorum:

Double Shot Glasses, cordials or small tumblers suggested

Need one glass for mixing & one for serving each guest

1 jigger rum
1½ jiggers apple juice
1 pinch cinnamon
1 chocolate covered peanut
1 tbsp. Whipped Cream (per drink)
Set aside: 1 tbsp. kosher salt & 1 tbsp. sugar mixed

Warm apple juice & cinnamon in microwave to desired temperature

Add rum & gently mix

Top with each drink with 1 tbsp. whipped cream

Lick phalanges choosing thumb, middle or index finger or combo (personal preference here) & mix vigorously until mixture is nice & frothy

Coat rim of selected drinking glass with flavored lube

Dip rim into salt, sugar mix

Add previously frothily phalanges mixed drink to each glass

Drop in one chocolate covered peanut

Enjoy.

There are some traditionalists that insist on adding a kernel of sweet corn too... Up to you.

With that suggestion in mind,  I say Halloween is upon us... Why not make it candy corn!!!


Fuck you Rick.

Mrs. Stupid Monkey is appalled at my recipe... so it's perfect.